Party: Jokes Please! - Blizzard Envy

Party: Jokes Please! - Blizzard Envy

Here at Jokes Please! we feel bad that you didn't get a SNOW DAY sent from the heavens so we're having one this Thursday! You do not have to go to work, you can eat breakfast for dinner and none of your loved ones will hit the ditch trying to buy booze real fast so you can "keep warm".

Don't you ever get sick of how absolutely handleable Vancouver winters are? Sure it can feel dark and oppressive when it rains so much that you consider shaking hands with the reaper but beside that, hopefully, rare feeling the rest is pretty good. Grass stays green, old people don't freeze, neighbourhood cats have full ears and a bunch of municiple money that is usually spent on snow removal can be used to polish the Vancouver Tug Boatish Ferry Transit Boat system! The sweet life!

This Thursday please join these beauty comedians:

Jane Stanton
Ben McGinnis
Katie-Ellen Humphries
Sam Lee
Ed Konyha
Gavin Matts

Also, Ross "Blizzard Born" Dauk will be there along with Ivan "Playing in the Snow the Whole Time" Decker!

Doors at 8:30
Show at 9 pm
Cover is $5
Drinks are $4

Freezer snowballs to the body are free!